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Paved with Good Intentions: The Next Corridor “H”

The Cumberland (MD) Times-News is reporting this morning that the Allegany County Commissioners have placed their seal of approval on a proposal to build what amounts to “Son of Corridor H,” a multilane highway to connect Cumberland to the Robert C. Byrd east-west boondoggle to the south. Prodded by a group called the “North South Highway Corridor Committee” and the Greater Cumberland Committee to support a joint resolution, the commissioners stated: “We feel this is a very, very important issue for Allegany County and economic development.”

Since the proposed highway would require no local match, one can certainly understand the attraction of a gigantic public works project like this one, especially during these recessionary times. If it ever comes to fruition decades from now (assuming that there aren’t revolutionary technology developments in the transportation industry like travel pods), it would temporarily pump hundreds of millions in construction monies into the area and create hundreds of jobs, though many of the jobs would be filled by non-resident workers for outside contractors. Once the highway opened, it would have a marginal impact on local employment. You’d see some rearranging of the economic geography with retail establishments clustering closer to highway exits. You’d see more residential sprawl. For an investment of $1 billion or so, the affected counties might experience a net impact of a few hundred permanent jobs, mostly in low paying service and retail trade sectors.

A terrible thing to waste

Another economic development dead end

Why? New highways and expanded highways have their largest economic impacts where existing capacity bottlenecks and agglomeration economies exist. But, let’s face it: Route 220, which runs in the direction of the proposed corridor is not experiencing any bottlenecks. It’s a lightly traveled thoroughfare. When you get past Rawlings, MD, you can often drive for miles without encountering an oncoming car. Thus, a new highway would have very small total user benefits. That’s why Wilbur Smith Associates found that similar highways built in lightly populated areas as part of the Appalachian Highway System have a negative ROI. We’ve known these things for decades. Former ARC Executive Director, Ralph Widner, who oversaw the planning and construction of much of the ARC highway system acknowledged the mistake years later in a pensive 1990 article in Economic Development Quarterly in which he faulted the ARC for placing too little emphasis on developing human resources.

When the numbers don’t add up, expect the proponents to reach elsewhere for support. They’ll tout the improved highway safety and potential for reduced accidents (without acknowledging the increased pollutants and deleterious effects on, for example, asthmatics). They’ll assert that it will improve national defense, citizen evacuation, and police mobilization (without acknowledging that it improves criminal and terrorist movement and is associated with increased crime as well). They’ll hold aloft a few advocacy studies with poor research designs purporting to show how the areas will thrive economically as a result of the new asphalt. They’ll argue that the Marcellus shale discovery changes the entire economic rationale.

Who are the biggest losers in this economic development equation? First, the local public who fall for yet another economic development whopper, and lose valuable time in developing worthwhile economic development projects created through publicly engaged planning which focuses on the area’s assets, including human and natural resources. Second, everything else. The proposed corridor would cut through another fairly intact forest area, inducing a pattern of fragmentation that will render an entire swath of wilderness reaching several miles in each direction useless as an environmental asset, devastating ecological services, and destroying biodiversity.

A terrible thing to waste

A terrible thing to waste

Ezekial 38:20 warned us of what a wrathful god could do:

So that the fishes of the sea, and the fowls of the heaven, and the beasts of the field, and all creeping things that creep upon the earth, and all the men that are upon the face of the earth, shall shake at my presence, and the mountains shall be thrown down, and the steep places shall fall, and every wall shall fall to the ground.

Turns out that we are quite capable of doing ourselves in without any heavenly ire.

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All that twitters is not gold: Why you don’t need to buy that new Twitter for Dummies book

Here it goes:

You don’t need to buy that new Twitter for Dummies book. Way too much filler. It is redacted to fewer than 1,600 characters on eQuotient.net.

Done. It took only 117 or so characters, which means that I was far more frugal than required to post on the Twitter social networking and microblogging system, which allows up to 140 characters. That’s the first thing you need to know in order to use Twitter. The next is to register your account on http://www.twitter.com. But, not too many people are tripping up on this last part because there are purportedly over 24 million registered users at the moment.

Here’s the rest:

  • There is shorthand code for accomplishing Twitter operations. Just post them with your message. Here are a few: (1) send direct message (D username message), (2) follow twitterer (F username), (3) send public reply (@username message)
  • If you want to notify your audience of some keywords associated with a message, add a hashtag #. Go to http://www.hashtags.org to see if the hashtag is already being used.
  • Twitter has a search engine available at http://search.twitter.com.
  • You can download applications that allow you to route blog post titles and social bookmarks to Twitter (e.g., http://twitterfeed.com).
  • You can download applications that allow you to route tweets (messages on Twitter) to blogs and other social media.
  • Killer apps

    Killer apps

  • You might want to use an aggregator like FriendFeed (http://friendfeed.com) if you have too many social media feeds to track.
  • You can find celebrities and politicians at http://www.wefollow.com.
  • Twit and nittwit on Twitter @joebiden

    Twit and nittwit on Twitter @joebiden

  • There are several clients that run from your desktop and make it easier to follow your feeds. TweetDeck (http://www.tweetdeck.com) is the best.
  • A directory of twitterers can be found at http://www.twellow.com
  • That's twellow, not gold.

    That's twellow, not gold.

  • You can grade your twitter presence at Twinfluence.com and TwitterGrader http://twitter.grader.com.
  • Tweet dreams.

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    Simply George Jones

    Country music long ago lost its defiant frontier spirit, its improvisational character, its penchant for misbehaving (drinking, cheating, and fighting). Its songs were rooted in regions and honored memory. The singers themselves were imperfect specimens: they had odd bodyshapes, barbershop haircuts, and weren’t great singers in the technical sense. Many led broken lives. In other words, they were real people.

    That’s gone now. In its stead we have a hyperprocessed Madison Avenue product. It’s still vaguely rural or rather ex-urban but there’s no discernable place. It’s been deracinated. Also, no more drinking and carousing. The forgetable themes seem to be chosen by focus groups and increasingly celebrate different aspects of politically correct consumerism. The melodies are often recycled from older songs and given a pop beat. A procession of perfect blonde twenty-something singer-models strut around in music videos to sexually titillate. In sum, it’s been so thoroughly mainstreamed that it’s practically been absorbed into the global monoculture.

    Therefore, it was pleasure to see George Jones in concert last night at the Charlottesville Pavillion. Simple alliterative name. Two syllables. The young waitress at The Nook couldn’t fathom who was performing that evening: “Just some old guy from the 70s.” Seventy-eight years old in September to be precise. He sported a paunch. He missed the high notes.

    But, he lived the lyrics that he wrote and the songs are a spontaneous reflection on the challenges and passions of life. Here in the real world.

    Or, as he tells it in “The Grand Tour”

    Step right up, come on in
    If you’d like to take the grand tour
    . . .
    I have nothing here to sell you.
    Just some things that I will tell you.

    Ladies and Gentleman, Mr. George Jones.

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    How to Run a Public Meeting: Advice to Congressional Democrats

    Boy oh boy, we’ve come a long way since the inauguration. Angry crowds protesting in public venues. Allegations that congressional town hall audiences are peanut galleries filled with a cast of characters that looks like it was conjured up by conniving State Attorney General Hedly Lamarr to terrorize the citizens of Rock Ridge in Blazing Saddles. White House requests to inventory “fishy” e-mails from the public. Alerts from the office of former ballet dancer and wannabe pugilist, Rahm Emanual, that proponents “punch back twice as hard.” Demands by the POTUS that citizens stop talking and “get out of the way.”

    Round up the usual suspects

    Round up the usual suspects

    Clearly, this is not the citizen engagement that was promised. Instead, it’s fairly noxious stuff and seems designed to cause irreparable harm to civil discourse, squelch public participation, and even foment violence. I’m looking for a precedent in recent U.S. presidential history, but can’t find it.

    How did we get to this point? Before anyone makes the unsubstantiated assertion that the audiences coming out to these events are “rent-a-mobs” organized by special interest groups who are interested in squelching serious debate about health care, let’s make one thing clear. If you don’t have basic ground rules in place and create an environment where everyone feels comfortable, it doesn’t matter. The meeting will get unruly without any outside efforts or ill intentions.

    How do I know? As a two-term councilman, I’ve seen the dynamic in action and even stirred the pot a little myself. Eventually, the mayor and council needed to revise the ground rules, and I needed a little attitude adjustment. It made an extraordinary difference to the tenor of the meetings.

    So how do you combat meetings turning ugly? Here are a few suggestions:

    (1) Don’t come to a public meeting with your mind already made up. There’s nothing that makes citizens angrier than going through the motions of public meetings when it is clear that the official will not entertain any other possibilities. The race to pass health care bill before adequate public input was received solidified in many citizens’ minds that the town halls were mere exhibitions.
    (2) As a public official, choose your words carefully. Definitely no name-calling. Don’t make allegations about peoples motivations (anyway it’s is a logical fallacy). Don’t make messianic claims about your own unique talents and ability to solve all the problems. Also, make it clear that you value citizen input. Demonstrate good listening skills.
    (3) Have an organization with no stated opinion on the issue organize the meeting. Often it will be a local civic organization. Don’t allow partisans to organize and control the meeting.
    (4) Make sure that the venue is large enough to accommodate the expected audience size. Err on the size of caution. Better for the facility to be too large than too small.
    (5) Distribute a copy of the ground rules, including expectations of citizen and public official behavior. You might use Robert’s Rules of Order. You might supplement Robert’s Rules with something else more specific.
    (6) Have a sign in sheet where citizens can register their intention to speak, and have a neutral party chair the meeting and select the citizens from that list.
    (7) Assign a time limit of, say, 3-5 minutes for each citizen on the list to speak. If they have more to say, ask them to provide their remarks in writing and make it part of the public record.
    (8) Summarize the remarks of citizens at the end to make clear that you understood them, and demonstrate that you will give them serious research and thought.

    Hope you realize the mess you've made

    Hope you realize the mess you've made

    If these suggestions don’t work, it’s time to go into a new line of business.

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    Would you like flies with that? The restaurant industry’s race to the bottom.

    What began as a trickle, has now become a flood. First, Burger King releases a tasteless commercial aimed at children that features the square posteriors of some hoochie coochie dancers gyrating to the beat of Sir Mix A Lot’s salacious “Baby’s Got Back.”

    Next, Slate magazine reports on Burger King’s unappetizing entree, the “Super 7 incher,” and an advertising campaign that must have been inspired by the feats of Linda Lovelace.

    Under the covers.  Over the top.

    A different kind of Manwich

    And, now the rest of the industry is trying to get in on the act. If you haven’t heard it yet, T.G.I. Fridays is airing a radio advertisement in many media markets that takes sex in advertising to an entirely new low. The ad features callers who leave what at first appears to be a series of sexually explicit messages on the T.G.I. Friday’s cook’s answering machine, complimenting him on his prowess. The cook proceeds to play back each message but halts right before it is revealed that they are actually alluding to his food and not foreplay. And, in an alltime media low, there is even a veiled reference to getting grandma in on the hot and heavy.

    Where's the beef?  Don't ask.

    Where's the beef? You don't want to know.

    You would think that the restaurant industry, of all businesses, would steer clear of the derriere for at two reasons. First, a sizeable portion of the public is going to be turned off by the use of sexually provocative themes in advertisements. I don’t just mean the prudes at Dr. Dobson’s Focus on the Family, but garden-variety people who seek a safe and family friendly atmosphere for dining with their children, parents, and friends. Second, nobody needs to be subtly reminded of the constant stream of news reports about rogue chain restaurant workers adding bodily fluids to the ingredients of the recipes as this scene from the movie Road Trip demonstrates.

    Bon Appetit!

    Posted in Entertainment, politics.

    News story: Waiting for the tide to turn.

    Virginia Business reports on statewide and regional economic trends in a July 29th story that will appear in their upcoming August issue. Here’s an advanced preview with a few quotes from an interview four weeks back before Newsweek officially declared the recession “over.”

    Newsweak: Unfashionably late with the news, again.

    Unfashionably late and overhyped, again.

    Bottom line. Not only is there light at the end of the tunnel, but we’re emerging from the tunnel. However, it’s going to take some time to adapt to the sunlight after nineteen months in the cave.

    And, for accuracy’s sake, we should remember that it’s a panel of experts at the National Bureau of Economic Research that calls the troughs and peaks of business cycles, not Newsweek or anybody else. They use a dashboard of economic indicators and gut judgment. So, a few consecutive quarters of robust Gross Domestic Product growth followed by anemic growth and continued job losses do not mean that the recession is over. Consequently, it may be years before any “official” declaration is made, if a declaration is warranted.

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    The “Rodney Dangerfields of Higher Education” get Chevy Chase Instead

    Here’s how NBC introduces its fall television pilot, Community, starring Chevy Chase, about life at a community college:

    “It’s been said that community college is a ‘halfway school’ for losers, a self esteem workshop for newly divorced housewives, and a place where old people go to keep their minds active as they circle the drain of eternity. Well, at Greendale Community College…that’s all true.”

    And, here’s a link to a trailer (warning: television commercial inserted):

    All in all, not bad stuff. On an ordinary sitcom grading scale (where Seinfeld and The Beverly Hillbillies are “A” material), this would probably garner a “B.” But, heck this is community college and the TV sitcom competition is amazingly weak these days. So we’ll use a grading curve, hand them an A+, and let them waive the final.

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    Races and places in the Gates incident

    There’s an old saying in Mineral County, West Virginia, that gets passed down from generation to generation of graduating high school seniors. It goes something like this: “If you don’t go to college, you’ll go to Pot.” Potomac State College or Pot. State (as it’s called by locals), that is to say. Located in Keyser, West Virginia, Potomac State in a non-selective junior college feeder for West Virginia University. Like many junior and community colleges, it is not celebrated for its academic rigor but still serves the function of “stopping out” many students who lack the work ethic, academic preparation, or ability to complete even watered down, introductory coursework.

    Henry Louis Gates, Jr. or “Skip” Gates as he is known in these parts started at Pot. State (a fact noticeably whitewashed from his Wikipedia page), which was located a few miles away from his hometown of Piedmont. However, he had the “right stuff” and was able to defy the usual local gravity that forces earthward the academic trajectory. Not only did he grow at Pot., he actually went on from there to become the region’s most illustrious intellectual export. After spending a year at Pot., he transferred to Yale University and earned a bachelor degree Summa Cum Laude. He completed a doctorate at Cambridge University. He was hired by Harvard University and became, along with Cornell West, one of the premiere black intellectuals in America, helping to shape the field of Black Studies into what it is today. Over his academic career he has produced reams of books and articles and loads of cellulose, software, and web media. All of it top-notch, ground-breaking stuff.

    For a region that produces below its quota of national talent (a few ballplayers, musicians, and a handful of movie actors) and no national caliber intellectual, Professor Gates is a much under-recognized and underappreciated role model. Low expectations, inadequate funding, and extracurricular activity that revolves largely around physical competition: marching, cheerleading, and sportsplay means that schoolchildren grow up and graduate without even hearing the name of Professor Gates. That’s a shame. Gates not only rose to national prominence but wrote an elegiac memoir about races and places, Colored People, that celebrated (and sometimes gently admonished) the region of his birth. He did so with style and sensitivity and without demonization and canonization.

    This background makes the current brouhaha a little hard to decipher. The facts are relatively clear. Gates returns from an overseas trip. Fatigued and jetlagged, he finds that the front door of a home that he recently moved into is lodged shut. Understandably frustrated, he attempts without success to pry open the door. A neighbor reports the disturbance. An officer arrives and asks him for identification. Dr. Gates understandably irritated, provides proof and remonstrates. The officer after a period of verbal abuse understandably places Gates under arrest to restore order. A picture of the brouhaha conveys the depth of Gates’s indignation, which after the handcuffs are clasped has now become pure fury. That photo in one fell swoop undermines Dr. Gates’ argument that his exchange was low key.

    Gates attacks!

    Gates attacks!

    There are a few issues that complicate matters here. A vast amount of commentator ink and presidential pabulum has been spent on the role, if any, of racial profiling in the case. Completely overlooked, however, is a more enduring principle at risk here. The proverbial expression “A man’s home is his castle” conveys the importance of government sensitivity to place and appreciation of the individual’s need for sanctuary and privacy in his home, a hallmark of the American legal system. Although order was restored in this situation and plenty of feelings were hurt in the process, do those who acquiesce to beating the drums for “law and order” or racial reductionism risk losing sight of the fact that special places require a gentle touch?

    There's no place like home.

    There's no place like home.

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    Remembering Gordon Solie: Word Wizard of World Wide Wrestling

    They called him the “Dean of Professional Wrestling” and the “Master of the Ring.” But to many of his fans he was much more than that. Professional Wrestling announcer Gordon Solie (real name Francis Jonard Labiak) was a pioneer in the field of “edutainment.” He routinely dropped phrases like “superlative dexterity” and “sartorial splendor” as part of his color commentary, sending thousands of pre-pubescent audience members reaching for their dictionaries. Each weekly program of Georgia Championship Wrestling, National Wrestling Alliance, and World Championship Wrestling featured a fusion of sports entertainment and “Word Power in 30 days.”

    Gordon Solie passed away nine years ago, on July 27th, 2000. But, his legacy lives on in the appreciative wordsmiths he coached.

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